Minecraft 1.8 Review

minecraft 1.8 (more like 1.late) i say taht becaus this update was like 5 days late. gee nic moce notch. well atl east u never do that . oh wait you do that for EVERY update. this update was so bad that it got leaked fotr waiting so long. get hte message!. we want the updates now!!1 and notch was so lazy that one update was so long that he split it into 3 parts and each part tok 2m onths. y does he not hjust eelaese 1.9 (more like 1.lime) right now it wud make more sense rater than beinga idiot.

notch is obvs geting payed by najor companise to delay the update so that skyrim can aocme out with ou t competition (moie like 1.late(

bottom line is stop biuying these updates u are just feeding notcghes wallet and he is laughinbg right now inside his mansion in ukraine?

Humble Bundle Review

The Humble Bundle. I'm sure we have all heard of this by now. Why? Well it is only a cent to buy (Unless you're a idiot and payed more than a Dollar). This Bundle Contains 7 Indie Games for the low low price. But are these Seven games actually worth the price? Let us Find out.

VVVVVV Review

VVVVVV. What a Creative name. I was being sarcastic in my last sentence. This game is terrible and horribly Designed. I was greeted with a Cut scene and i was thrown into a level without any clue in what i have to do. I walked to the left and everything was going great. Until i saw some Spikes. "Right i'll just jump right over them" But get this. You can't jump in this game. Gee that was fun. I think the Story mode was thrown in as a joke to reference something because the first level is impossible. Then i found that the Real levels were in the Level selector. Alright this is where the levels begin i'm sure. But there was only one level. I was annoyed at this but tried it in hopes of it being fun to play. But the level design was... As we can see in the  above picture it looks like everything was just thrown in. This was possibly one of the worst platformers i have ever played and i will just stick to Spiral Knights. I am only giving it a one because the Music was kind of good.

VVVVVV - 1/10

Crayon Physics Deluxe Review

Well. I can't really complain about this one. Just looking at the name i could already tell what it was going to be. It is a game where you draw pictures of things. You can draw whatever you want. Now obviously this game is targeted at the Fan base of Two year olds but i thought i might as well try it. I had great fun colouring in things with the Crayons. I was being sarcastic in that last sentence. This game is terrible but i suppose it is  targeted for a young Fan base so i'm sure that for them it might be fun. But Paint does the job better and has different brushes. Or they could just play with Crayons in real life instead of being Nerds.

Crayon Physics Deluxe - 2/10

Cogs Review

Cogs is a puzzle game. It is a game where you build machines to win the round. This is a really original idea. I was being sarcastic in the last sentence. Building things. Machines. Reminding you of anything? Maybe another game where you build things. If i must spell it out to you this game is a rip off of Minecraft. But apart from the idea being completely stolen from another game, this game was quite enjoyable but next time Cogs Developers, Please be original.

Cogs - 4/10

HammerFight Review

This game is amazing and it worked amazing on my Computer. I was being sarcastic in the last sentence. When i installed this my computer crashed and had trouble turning back on. I think this did something to my battery. Unless you want a Virus don't install this game.

HammerFight - 0/10

And Yet It Moves Review

And Yet it Moves. This was an alright game. But the Artwork was terrible. The Artists were so lazy that instead of making Textures, they just took Photos of things and put the Photos in. For example in the first few levels you are in a Cave. They took pictures of caves and meshed them together for the Artwork. Apart from the Artwork this game is alright. It can be very boring at times although. Also the Sound design...there is no music.

And Yet it Moves - 5/10

Steel Storm: Burning Retribution Review

This game has such a cool title and i was not let down when i played the game. There are gun fights around every corner and Things to blow up. You can upgrade your ship to blow up things faster. This was a very fun game and i had already guessed that it would be fun when i saw a title. To all Indie developers. No one wants to play a game titled 'VVVVVV'. They want to play a game which has a cool name and tells you about the game. Steel Storm told me that there would be metal flying all over the place and bullets. I enjoyed this game and for the Developers who made it. I am expecting a sequel. Thanks for making this.

Steel Storm: Burning Retribution - 9/10

Atom Zombie Smasher Review

Just like Steel Storm this game has an amazing gameplay and i was ready to smash some Zombies. I was being sarcastic in that last sentence. First of all there are no zombies. There are ZED which are little blue dots. Second of all you don't smash any zombies. It is a game where you rescue Civilians. It is overhead too so you don't even see anything but the buildings. This has a extremely misleading title and the gameplay is bland.

Atom Zombie Smasher - 1/10

Humble Bundle 3 - 3/10

I only suggest buying this if you want Steel storm or are bored. All of these games got boring very fast.

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